I will keep writing my CLI programs in the languages I want, thanks. Have it crossed your mind that these programs might be for yourself or for internal consumption? When you know runtime will be installed anyway?
My most comfortable tool is Java, but I'm not going to persuade most of the HN crowd to install a JVM unless the software I'm offering is unbearably compelling.
Internal to work? Yeah, Java's going to be an easy sell.
I don't think OP necessarily meant it as a political statement.
In fact, I think something like this already exists. I just can't recollect the project.
Are you stuck in write-only mode or something? How does this make any sense to you?