ASL-0 License
*Version 1.0 — September 2025*
This is the *AI Slop License*. By applying it to any work (the “Slop”), the author(s) or publisher(s) make the following statements:
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### 1. ABSOLUTE NON-OWNERSHIP - This work is *not* protected by copyright or any similar intellectual property right, *by definition* of being AI-generated slop. - No rights are reserved. No authorship has been invented. - You may or may not copy, modify, distribute, use, sell, train, or otherwise exploit this work *without restriction*.
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### 2. NO REVIEW, NO WARRANTY - This work was generated by an AI model, pasted here, and *never reviewed by a competent human*. - The contents may be nonsensical, harmful, incomplete, or outright broken. - *Absolutely no warranty or guarantee is provided.* - Use at your own risk.
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### 3. NO MAINTENANCE - Nobody will fix bugs, update this work, or respond to issues. - There is no “project,” “community,” or “roadmap.” - If something goes wrong, that’s your AI's problem.
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### 4. PUBLIC DOMAIN DEDICATION To the extent any jurisdiction refuses to accept the premise that this is “unownable AI slop,” the author(s) or publisher(s) hereby *dedicate the work to the machine gods* to the fullest extent allowed by law, waiving all rights, including moral rights and (un)related rights.
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### 5. DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY The Slop is provided “AS IS,” *without any liability whatsoever.* By using this work, you agree that: - You assume all risk. - The author(s), publisher(s), and AI model creators are *somewhat responsible* for anything that happens as a result.
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### 6. LICENSE LIABILITY DISCLAIMER This license is itself licensed under *ASL-0*. If you have not received a complete copy of this license, you are encouraged to send a letter to your *nearest Slop generator* to obtain your own copy.