In all seriousness, I have a high respect for Unix and Unix-like systems, particularly FOSS implementations like Linux and FreeBSD. When I first started using Linux in 2004 as a high schooler who grew up on Windows and who used classic Macs in elementary school, the power of the Unix command line and the vast selection of professional-grade software that was available for free, and legally with the source code, too, was mind-blowing. Not too long after that, I started learning about the history of Unix and about its design philosophy. I had a new dream: I wanted to become a computer scientist just like Ken Thompson or Dennis Ritchie working for a place like Bell Labs, or become a professor and lead research projects like the BSDs back when Berkeley had the CSRG. Downloading and using Linux in 11th grade pushed me away from my alternative thoughts of majoring in linguistics, mathematics, or city planning.
Sometime in graduate school I started paying more attention to the Xerox PARC legacy of the Mac, and I started realizing that perhaps Unix was not the pinnacle of operating systems design. I got bitten by the Lisp and Smalltalk bugs, and later I got bitten by the statically-typed functional programming bug (think Haskell and ML).
These days my conception of a dream operating system is basically an alternative 1990s universe where somehow the grander visions of some Apple researchers and engineers working on Lisp (e.g., Newton’s planned Lisp OS, Dylan, SK8) came to fruition, complete with Apple’s then-devotion to usability. The classic Macintosh interface and UI guidelines combined with a Lisp substrate that enabled composition and malleability would have knocked the socks off of NeXTstep, and I say this as a big fan of NeXT and Jobs-era Mac OS X. This is my dream OS for workstation-class personal computing.
With that said, I have immense respect for Unix, as well as its official successor, Plan 9.