I found it funny that the missing pcie storage hat support had a reason, but the wifi issue is just 'doesn't work'. I wonder if it's a totally unexplored problem.
Also, Wi-Fi is supported on some Raspberry Pi 5 models, with the bwfm(4) Broadcom driver. It's just the later D0 hardware stepping that doesn't, C1 works fine.
https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=175526487704135&w=2
I believe Ethernet may also be working via the cad(4)/Cadence driver, but I don't have the hardware to test it.
Yup, a different BCM2712 chip