And tell me - for those "~3.8 billion years of evolution", what was the optimization target?
What was natural selection selecting for, exactly? Longevity? Happiness? Quality of life?
Hahahahaha hahaha hahah ha no.
There is no "fairness" in biology, and natural selection isn't your friend. It's aligned with your interests sometimes - but if evolution could make humans reproduce much more effectively by making them live half as long and ten times as miserable? It would. There's just one primary metric that evolution cares about, and it totally would throw your well-being under the bus for it.
Evolution doesn't care much about whether humans live long and happy lives. Only humans themselves care about that. There are a lot of optimizations possible there, and humans have to be the ones to find them.