Ok so I submitted this with the title "What are your tactics for landing page conversion? I'm trying novelty" hoping to get feedback on my approach and start a conversation around general tactics. Unfortunately someone with admin changed the title to "Zap: Payments for the universe".
This was also intended as an experiment to how an extremely sceptical audience would react to such a spartan page with a novel visual effect as a differentiator. Now the experiment has effectively been torpedoed by this change, and now looks super corny.
Hopefully this comment gets enough up votes to stay reasonably visible so the community know what is up.