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Rodrigo just needs a $15hr personal assistant / secretary to handle to the interpersonal items. Now you have the best of both worlds.

How would the secretary know what to say in response to these emails?

S/he could ask him at 10:15 each morning while he eats a snack, like any executive assistant does.

I think you're grossly underestimating the skill required to "handle the interpersonal items" if you think you can get it done for $15 per hour.