I just roll mine around it's not really a problem
The world would probably be better if you didn't assume that everyone's experiences are identical to yours. Otherwise I can just keep using my gas powered truck to get groceries. I can easily afford that and it's "not a problem" for me.
An EV bicycle just seemed more considerate in several ways, and unless it has the features that speak to my needs, I don't see myself using one.
Could you also just put some anti-theft features on the device itself?
Is there some reason NOT to do this?
What an absurd conversation this has been.