Ask HN: Is there life after OOP?

Hello! I can't program OOP worth shit. I understand it is a failing of mine, and not OOP.

I get procedural, but not OOP.

Yes, yes.. I can create a car class and instantiate it, and compose an engine that is part of the car class, as the usual examples of OOP for idiots like me go.

But when it comes to real, actual, practical OOP programming, I would rather find myself rolling around in steaming goat feces than figure out what a generic collection is or what a Visitor Pattern is.

Is there any hope for me?

None, right?

I will stick to janitorial work, yes?

Thank you kindly, dear sirs and madame.