Try Topaz (Rebol inspired language)

Here's the github[1], it compiles to javascript and runs on node.js.

Edit: Here's a presentation on the language[2].

[1] https://github.com/giesse/Project-SnowBall [2] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBJHMkN9qJ4

The demo console does weird things in iCab on my iPad. First, it brings up the print dialog; then it reloads the page. It works fine in Safari. I've never seen anything like that happen before.