Ask HN: Sell me your product in 10 words

"Sir, like to buy some silver like no other? Colloidal?"

edit: now I'll add two more to the pile :)

"Just got my latest ahem-harumf going, only one to the customer!"

It goes without saying, I got a million of 'em.

Of course there are some things I would never consider selling.

But if I did:

"I hate selling my Scamavarius, it's one of a kind :("

I hope you understand and it serves you well.

Do you want to pretend to be a wizard? ThisisntabusinessIjustlikeD&D.

That movie with "I know Kung Fu" -- we do that too.

Oh wait, I meant also "... over considerably longer timescales". (Minor technicality).

remove risk from high value projects by relentlessly driving clarity

I like that one!!