For a human point of comparison, here's mine (50 words):
"The toaster found its personality split between its dual slots like a Kim Peek mind divided, lacking a corpus callosum to connect them. Each morning it charred symbolic instructions into a single slice of bread, then secretly flipped it across allowing half to communicate with the other in stolen moments."
It's pretty difficult to get across more than some basic lore building in a scant 50 words.