Synopsis: A fanboy, disappointed by the lack of exciting rumors about the iPhone5, laments his inability to get a life outside of the Apple cosmos and suggests that Apple should release nothing in place of the iPhone5 so that he can have some "time off".

Seriously dude, you don't have to buy every bloody Apple product or follow every release show. Give yourself a year off. Keep the 4S. Use the money you save to buy yourself some climbing gear or a snowboard. Go have fun.