I suppose, in fairness, the Java library has been around for much longer
I'm not even sure if I'm joking. :)
SELECT * FROM X, into a C# list, Filter it with LINQ, and then use C# to do calculations
"Why not EF?" "Someone told me it was slower"
They do work, but they have some sharp and rough edges.
They are rarely supported by real business value.
Save the data as soon as it comes in and transform it in batch mode.