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Comment by elteto | Hacker News Reader

  “ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …”

If they don’t weave Erlang threads by hand I’m going to be mildly disappointed.

Single origin, farm-to-bytecode processes with our signature rustic garbage collection and heirloom fault tolerance...

> heirloom fault tolerance...

In other words, nepobaby fault tolerance

The advice in every consultation is either mouth-spoken or finger-written by a 100% organic (but not currently certified) entity.

All process messages written in beautiful calligraphy.

All constants are haiku.

Hand computed in the finest morning rays by monks in the Dolomites.