I was so hoping that this would not be about AI, and actually talk about how we need to do better as an industry and start using objective measures of software quality backed by government standards.

Nope, its about AI code reviewing AI, and how that's a good thing.

Its like everyone suddenly forgot the old adage: "code is a liability".

"We write code twice as fast!" just means "we create liability twice as fast!". It's not a good thing, at all.