Architecture astronaut is a term I hadn't heard but can appreciate. However I fail to see that here. It's a fair overview of newish Node features... Haven't touched Node in a few years so kinda useful.
While I can see some arguments for "we need good tools like Node so that we can more easily write actual applications that solve actual business problems", this seems to me to be the opposite.
All I should ever have to do to import a bunch of functions from a file is
"import * from './path'"
anything more than that is a solution in search of a problem
Feels unrelated to the article though.