What's wrong with fn? It's perfectly understandable. I don't understand what the bikeshedding about keywords like this is about.
Such small things as using __ __ in python and small inconveniences (lua's 1 instead of 0) really has a lot of people, what do I say.. yea, polarized on this matter.
What is inconvenient about it?
fun main() {
println("Hello, world!")
}
^ aligned here! \o/