My email address is my full name. It’s not a common one, there are four of us that I can discover online.

My Floridian namesake has a troubled existence - I get emails from debt collectors, the police, court summons, and his employer, an HVAC company.

He also likes Dolly Parton and crystal meth, and goes to rennaisance fayres.

My namesake from BC likes to go to nightclubs and Costco, and is very busy on the gay dating scheme.

I find it sweet they like to keep me in the loop.