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Cloud involves losing sovereignty of data. And rabbits.

Local Automated Refrigeration Devices Eat Rabbits.

LARDER.

We're going to need decrease load and off-shift the munchies so the fridge doesnt crash. Can we use a CDN?

Comestible distribution network.

sorry, us-west-1 went down for 6 hours and my milk spoiled

Definitely has "Unauthorized Bread" vibes.