I like beyond meat products, the price is obviously a problem but they go on sale locally frequently enough to be a good substitute for us.
Something about them I HATE though is that they have two burger products that are extremely similar with one main difference: product A is kept frozen and requires thawing to cool properly and product B is kept frozen and cooks from frozen.
They are so similar that we accidentally get the wrong one all the time.
Once cooked, both products are indistinguishable from an eating perspective. Get product A the fuck outta here, please.
Humans have evolved to enjoy the taste/texture/smell of cooked meat
I am, along certain axes, a big fan of DIY forums like the r/DIYUK subreddit, and it pisses me off to no end that when anybody asks a serious question looking for serious help the top 5 comments will, as like as not, be bullshit, cheap, obvious, "funny" one-liners from people whose sense of humour has never evolved beyond the playground and that contain zero useful information. I've even considered volunteering as a mod on that particular sub just so I can delete all of these "humorous" comments so that the actual useful information makes it to the top of the page. So, yeah, I've come around to the HN point of view on humour.
But, nevertheless, like you, I found this funny.
Which, not to rain down on everyone's BBQ, but I personally find it ridiculous how we have been protecting people's feelings during flip-a-patty time more than the environment!
Sorry for the rant — not personally directed at you... but, I ... clearly feel strongly about the subject.
Full disclosure: not vegan nor vegetarian, and perhaps even a hypocrite for writing a (hopefully not too) holier-than-thou rant and eating unhealthy amounts of junk food occasionally.
Definitely agree that texture (and price) will play a big factor in weaning off people from authentic meat.
I hope we are able to surpass the challenges we're facing and live to see healthy food sources that are also within reach (physically and economically) for all people.