> Who controls the fucking certs?
Cert authorities, just like in case of SSL. Is SSL also an evil technology designed to take away freedom from the internet?
> vendor-selected boot certificates that can't be changed
That's a lie. Certain drivers are signed with a specific key, and they can only be used when this key is installed, which makes sense. The same thing happens with SSL - if you remove pre-installed CA certs from your device, HTTPS sites will stop working. However, nothing is stopping you from adding your own keys to the system and signing your own software with it.
> happens with every other smartphone, gaming console, car, and even some PCs
How often are you trying to install custom drivers on a smartphone, console or car? Why would you have secure boot issues on those?
> the target of this attack is user freedom and choice.
Which is exactly why users have the freedom and choice to just disable Secure Boot?