Man, just sell a product or service and be normal.
Whereas in tech the opposite is true. The goal is to get people to agree to something they do not understand. This incentivizes long confusing walls of text and convoluted language so that people just click without reading.
Ultimately the difference is that when push comes to shove tech has not been required to prove people even read (much less understand) what they are signing.
A well functioning legal system would throw out everything in those contracts on that basis alone.
Disney recently tried to use the terms and conditions of a Disney+ subscription to get out of a claim arising from their theme parks.
Automation has made it so easy to bury society in legally binding click-through contracts. It's very unclear what innovation or business model the general public would be deprived of if we severely limited click-through agreements, or even wet signature contracts below certain thresholds.