Is this in the article? I don't see Python's semantics mentioned anywhere as a symptom (but I only skimmed).
> shows how poorly a lot of people understand what goes into making a language fast.
...I'm sorry but are you sure you're not one of these people? Some facts:
1. JS is just as dynamic and spaghetti as Python and I hope we're all aware that it has some of the best jits out there;
2. Conversely, C++ has many "optimizing compiler[s]" and they're not all magically great by virtue of compiling a statically typed, rigid language like C++.