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It's easier to walk up to the woman that's been eyeing you at the party, speaking from experience.

So does cocaine

However, unlike cocaine, alcohol(in reasonable amounts) doesn't make your dick useless...

Is that a thing? Any amount of Alkohol makes me a useless adult baby, but a little cocaine definitely makes me more active.

The phrase "whiskey dick" does not exist in a vacuum. (Or maybe it does, literally?)