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I don't know... It has no tests, no generators, no ports. Not that realiable to me. :)

doesn't minify or gzip at all - talk about code golf. does it lint?

Actually, function.js is vastly superior as readers of "JavaScript: The Good Parts" will know: https://github.com/TazeTSchnitzel/function.js

There is an error in the Readme. It begins with "Vapor.js is a much more...". Should be "Function.js is...".