If people were serious about this, they'd start by demanding that every DNS provider accept U2F and/or Passkeys, rather than the halfhearted TOTP many of them do right now. But it's not serious; it's just motivated reasoning in defense of DNSSEC, which some people have a weird stake in keeping alive.
The companies you're deriding as unserious about security in general spend drastically more on security than the companies that have adopted it. No part of your argument holds up.
Citation? A BGP hijack can be done for less than $100.
"You can't just name call your way to getting this protocol adopted"
I do not care if you adopt this protocol. I care that you accurately inform others of the documented risks of not adopting DNSSEC. There are organizations that can tolerate the risk. There are also organizations that are unaware because they are not accurately informed (due to individuals like yourself), and it is not covered by their security audits. That is unfortunate.
Wait, wait, wait. How can you hijack a DNSSEC server? Its keys are enrolled in the TLD, and you can't spoof the TLD server, because its keys in turn are enrolled in the root zone. And the root zone trust anchor is statically configured on all machines.
High-end registrars that focus on portfolios and brand management generally do have any kind of authentication that the customers want, and the price will reflect that. Costumers are not just buying the service of a middle man that acts as a go-between the TLD and the domain owner.