The randomized, double-blind phase 3 trials came out and it turns out the helmet almost triples 5 year survival rates. For "high compliance" patients (i.e. those that followed their directions and wore the helmet in accordance with the treatment plan), 5 year survival rates jumped 6x. They're selling $600mm of these helmets a year now. Progress is uneven but it's always coming!
Thanks @missedthecue, i wasn't aware this was productized and tested (though hoped it was)
The biggest effect seems to be interfering with mitosis (cell division) and causing cells that attempt mitosis to die.
In adult human brains, most cells don't divide, except cancer cells.
I was highly confident there was absolutely no way in the world wearing Bluetooth Earphones would have any kind of impact on my brain, but now this would seem like a possibility?
Wireless headphones emit 10-400 times less energy than smartphones do. My personal takeaway is that you're safe.
Of course there are dose effects and non linearities so we should very very likely be good. But huh.