The status page itself is either saying nothing is wrong, or points to an error page[0]. The incident itself[1] hasn't been updated, which is pretty frustrating.
We can't submit a support ticket because, well, it requires the authentication procedure as well.
We use worker queues, and the queues are getting blown out because heroku can't action anything. We're having our microservices yo-yo now, which suggests things are getting worse, now better.
I've always been a huge Heroku advocate, but the last 5 years have been death by a thousand cuts.
0: https://status.heroku.com/error 1: https://status.heroku.com/incidents/2822