> Loud, front-facing stereo speakers. These should be standard equipment on all phones and tablets.
Then you don't hear anything when your phone is lying screen down (which is very often). This was a major flaw in many older Android phones, I had a Dext and wouldn't hear the alarm in the morning - took me a while to figure it out.
The rest of the article is just full of mindless rehash of popular opinions. Tablets are supposed to be media consumption devices, but he praises multi-tasking split screens and a stylus. Seriously, browser and e-mail on a 10" screen? I can barely do it on 13".
> I'm monitoring my ram […]
What? You don't want a tablet, you want a miniature version of the computer you already have. You should be thankful you don't have to care about RAM usage anymore, leave it to the machine!