Justification is so weak it's literally just rewrite it in rust because I wanna
This needs admin permissions, which means a ticket with IT and a good chance it'll be rejected since it's scary as it'll open up the door to many admin level installs of software that IT has no control over.
Installing node under WSL is a better approach anyway, but that'll make it harder for enterprise customers still.
https://nodejs.org/en/download
I never used nvm.
If someone doesn't get this, it is a skill issue.
Yes, if I spent more time learning these things, it would become simple but that seemed like a massive waste of time.