I was with you until here:
> which is how you would postulate it in homotopy type theory: https://agda.github.io/agda-stdlib/master/Axiom.ExcludedMidd...
Why did you randomly shoehorn in homotopy type theory? Maybe I’m overreacting to this, but the only person I’ve ever known to shoehorn homotopy type theory into largely unrelated discussion has left quite a poor impression for me.