Curious why the name change suggestion. Honestly, I immediately thought of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry forgets the woman’s name.
> Mullva?
> Mullva?
(for people wondering, it's clitoris).
In this case, we say "duh lorr uhss" instead of "do lor ez". The second one doesn't sound like clitoris at all, but the first one.. okay it doesn't sound similar to me either, but it's closer at least.
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_phonology#Unstressed_s...
[1] "schwa" is the name of the mid, central, unrounded vowel, IPA [ə]