A few days ago I had the very foolish notion of trying to learn assembly for x64 Linux. It came out to 73 lines of code and weighs in at 288 bytes. It doesn't support the --help or --version arguments.
https://gitlab.com/mcturra2000/cerbo/-/blob/master/x64-asm/0...
Some people seem to revel in assembly, but I now know why C exists.