It’s not fake any more than any ither court is fake.
> It gives the illusion to people that "international justice" exists, while enabling governments to point to the ICC and pay and do nothing (or next to nothing).
It doesn't the opposite: it highlights failures in international justice and draws added attention to government inaction.
It is a relic of the high point in international humanitarian interventionism, created specifically so that created so that the drag of creating and winding down ad hoc international institutions for accountability in each conflict wouldn't be needed.
> And indeed, as Dutchbat and the entire Yugoslav conflict illustrates, they are HIGHLY selective in what justice they provide
The ICC didn't exist in the Yugoalav conflcit.
> They are an excuse for governments to do nothing
They aren't; governments who preferred to do nothing did nothing with less friction before the ICC existed.