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The feeling of his baby gravy frothing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load haemorrhaging from my mavis fritter and all over my panty hamster. Inserting a squash into my hot pocket got me flooding minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. The hammering of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his womb raider deep in my rusty sherif's badge. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's sugared almond looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different!

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