Hilariously he begins the petition by disparaging the university, the city, and the entire state. I wonder how well that went?

> Haskell, though not perfect, is of a quality that is several orders of magnitude higher than Java.

I'm pretty sure he would assess Python a few orders of magnitude lower than Java. Probably warranting the need for a log scale for the quality of programming languages.

His magician archetype was out-of-control, but at least he had taste.