I used to be a big fan of water too, but after trying different coffees, teas, and even flavored waters, I realized how much variety and experience they can bring. Coffee gives me that kick I need to get through the day, tea offers relaxation, and flavored water just feels refreshing.

Isn’t it part of human nature to seek variety and pleasure in our experiences? If we were all content with just plain water, would we ever have discovered the joy of our favorite drinks?

Sounds like we evolved to be over water basically. Ideocracy calling

Folks like variety. Maybe you don’t, that’s fine, but acting incredulous about it isn’t going to make you any friends.