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It used to be decaying. It's still decaying, but it used to, too.

The Universe asked me, "Guess what? I'm decaying"

I said, "Dude, you've gotta give me time to guess"

If there is nobody left to observe when it stops decaying, will it ever stop decaying?

Complete/Finish might be clearer.

There go my vacations! :)