Thermodynamic purists hate this thing!

ugh, no zero-point energy? What a regression.

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(Incidentally, if you don't know about this wonderful feud, it's worth reading up on it. If you know a little bit about it but have not kept up with the news, it may give a flavor of the whole to know that Stuart Semple's latest troll (that I am aware of) was changing his name to Anish Kapoor.)