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Don't worry, we'll just mine everything we need ourselves in the active warzones in Ukraine! I bet Yosemite has tons of the rare earth we need, we just have to dynamite everything in there to find it! /s

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The sooner we kill all the animals, the quicker we can find where they are hiding all their gold.

I swear to god, if we set off the Yosemite supervolcano from heavy mining there...

The supervolcano is in the other iconic, international-destination national park starting with Y, Yellowstone.

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