The notion of predicting the mean can be extended to other properties of the conditional distribution of the target variable, such as the median or other quantiles [0]. This comes with interesting implications, such as the well-known properties of the median being more robust to outliers than the mean. In fact, the absolute loss function mentioned in the article can be shown to give a conditional median prediction (using the mid-point in case of non-uniqueness). So in the OP example, if the data set is known to contain outliers like properties that have extremely high or low value due to idiosyncratic reasons (e.g. former celebrity homes or contaminated land) then the absolute loss could be a wiser choice than least squares (of course, there are other ways to deal with this as well).
Worth mentioning here I think because the OP seems to be holding a particular grudge against the absolute loss function. It's not perfect, but it has its virtues and some advantages over least squares. It's a trade-off, like so many things.