NT = neurotypical, standard lingo in "aspy" forums. You're probably pretty normal. Expect eye contact and all.
On a technical note, it's not clear to me how you KNOW that chef or puppet has solved your system state problem. Now if its limited to doing super basic stuff, ok great, but then you really arent adding enough value to justify the huge cost of these systems.
I'd also like to hear what you have to say about "throw software on top of it"... for example, I want all 40 webservers to have the same build revision of our codebase. But I need positive feedback - and a gradual rollout possibly. Eventually run puppet clients really dont tell us this. Oh wait, I mean I want to rollback to the previous deployed version, because it's broken horribly.
These practical software deployment issues I find just are not addressed by the system configuration management tools like chef, puppet.
And that is why they are so passionate about it, because a million people have told them 'just use chef' and yet chef doesnt solve their problem at all, nor does it solve any fraction of their problem either.