Half-Life 3 is reportedly playable in its entirety

I want to believe...

Nah, fuck it, I believe.

If true, I'll rejoice, if false, nothing changes. Sort of like Pascal's Wager... Gaben's Wager if you will.

Having confirmed the article is not dated April 1 I will enter Cautious Optimism mode and hope that it's not a mobile game.

I don't believe you but I hope I'm wrong.