The laptops get a minimum of 30 minutes of fresh air a day via HVAC and they're fed on green energy (courtesy of the neighbour). Occasionally the laptops play up and get overheated, in which case they are taken out and isolated until their behaviour is corrected.
Beatings would, then, continue until behaviour improved ... :)
Farm to table laptops
Cattle, not pets
Gateway 2000s, not Commodores
I hope that's a reference to the old Gateway cow-patterned logo.
...which I believe is itself a reference to (farmer in the) Dell.
It's because Gateway (as Gateway 2000) was originally based in Iowa and founded by a guy who came from a cattle farming family.
> ...which I believe is itself a reference to (farmer in the) Dell.
That would be very funny, but it would explain why Dell might use that logo, not why Gateway might, right?
Still waiting for my Amiga MMC >:(
They run the Todelo Family OS so ICE will be on the case...