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> some of the things that you prioritize

watching reels first thing in the morning in bed

In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.

If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem

But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.

But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends

if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem

on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”

I read Hacker News on the toilet.

Sorry—TikTok FTW

10x more effective than coffee

You must be fun at parties :)

Exactly, and I just happen to prioritize sleep until I have to go to work!

Is their something in your evening routine you'd be willing to sacrifice in order to free up your morning?