Seriously, this opening!
> people are babbling about the "AI revolution" as the sky rains blood and crevices open in the Earth, dragging houses and cars and domesticated animals into their maws. Things are astronomically fucked outside,
It took me 20+ ranty paragraphs to realise that this guy is not, actually, an AI doomer. Dear tech writers, there's camps and sides here, and they're all very deeply convinced of being right. Please make clear which one you're on before going down the deep end in anger.