It's a good thing to think about. I knew a guy in high school who had male pattern baldness that started at 13 or 14. Full blown by the time he was 16. Dude looked like one of the teachers.
This facial thing feel like a loaded attempt to both check a box and get more of that sweet, sweet data to mine. Massive privacy invasion and exploitation of children dressed as security theater.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Jump_Street
Was it Steve Buscemi toting a skateboard?
I myself have a mighty beard but took a couple more years to develop...