While satisfying, that quote is also hilariously one-sided in it's perspective. I imagine that lawyer in the courtroom saying something like the following:
> Yes, my client did take a stack $100 bills and leave it on the sidewalk atop an elaborate contract proclaiming that those $100 bills should be given to the very next person going by the name of "John" who found this stack of $100 bills upon the sidewalk, including specific language stating that anyone, even an unforeseen party meeting such criteria, would be entitled to that money. And indeed, my client signed and dated that document in triplicate. Yes my client did go to great lengths to write such a detailed and specific contract, and he was quite sure that such a contracts terms would be sufficient to ensure that only my clients brother, John Williams, would be entitled to the money, that same John Williams who lives across town. The brother would never find that money though, because the villainous, criminal, thief of a man John Smith stole that money from off the sidewalk when walking out of Smiths front door! Smith would have you believe that he was merely fulfilling the terms of a fortuitous open ended contract foolishly entered into by an idiot who failed to think critically about the terms said idiot entered into. That, however, is not important! I am here today to say that the terms of such a contract are not what is relevant, what is relevant is how upset my client is that he no longer has his money. I can prove that Smith stole that money, no matter what the documents signed by my client say! Those contracts are not law, only the law is law. What Smith did was not a "clever deal", it was theft. Which is illegal, and people go to prison for it.
A bit over dramatic, but that's how the lawyers statement reads to me.