New urinal designs
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I guess what I'm saying is, before we start researching new methods, why can't we be bothered to spend even a little bit of time to see what else is out there.
Their design seems a lot smaller though if you look at the pictures.
Obligatory nod to the infamous sign:
"Gents Please Stand A Little Closer, It May Be Shorter Than You Think.
"Ladies Please Remain Seated for The Entire Performance."
One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization.
F Street Station, in Anchorage, AK
The struggle is real.
Edit: Now that I think about it building has been remodeled so I should really have someone confirm if the warning is still valid.
Previously we had clients required us cross train a handful of key employees on their specific stuff so they could acqui-hire those people to maintain their stuff in the event our company went tits up on short notice (we actually saw them exercise that with a prior vendor). They no longer do that as we're much bigger now.
For many businesses, WFH or "everyone goes to the Winchester, we have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over" could be valid options, but if you want to have business continuity, having at least a small office where the disaster recovery team can meet and coordinate things from makes sense.
A contract for guaranteed priority access with a coworking space would likely be the easiest option unless you need some custom infrastructure though.
Did it occur to "some of you" that _sitting_ on a regular toilet might also be a viable option?
Asking for a friend.
At home though, 100%
https://academic.oup.com/pnasnexus/article/4/4/pgaf087/80987...
The experiments aren't in real world scenarios or with real urethrae excreting urine.
> A pseudo-urethra nozzle matching the internal geometry of a human urethra was used to “urinate” a controlled jet of dyed water onto urinals and the subsequent splash was caught on a large paper on the floor.
Physics is physics though. Urine is not a magical substance that can violate conservation of momentum or the law of gravity.
No, but people do have urine (specific gravity, consistency, etc), physical (flow rate differences, penile dimensional differences, urinary meatus differences, etc), and behavioral differences (unkempt urinary meatus, different holding patterns, shaking, shy bladder, etc) which would affect those ideal scenarios.
> Importantly, the dynamic viscosity µ and surface tension γ do not change across our experiments, nor in the context of human urination.
From the paper:
> Splash generated from a jet or droplet train impinging on a flat surface is a complex phenomenon depending on many factors, including the impact speed (U), impinging angle (θ), dynamic viscosity (μ), density (ρ), diameter of the jet or droplet (D), surface tension (γ) of the liquid, ambient pressure (P), as well as the wettability, contact angle, and roughness of the surface. ... In the context of urination, most of these factors cannot be changed. However, the impinging angle can be controlled to reduce or eliminate splash.
The study used an experimental design that ignores those variables, because, they claim, they do not apply to human urination, without citing any resources.
When we're outside, we are generally more in rush. We had to 'hold in' longer before peeing because of line. It's unfamiliar setting with weirdly shaped urinal.
And in some parts of Europe, urinals are installed so god damn high, I almost have to tip toe and pee into the the air in projectile.
Sounds like an alternate origin story of your username.
The best way to validate such findings would likely be 3D-printing single use versions of different urinals, mounting them at the student pub for one Friday evening, and monitoring usage amounts + the amount of urine on the floor mats (compared with a regular urinal next to it to account for different inebriation levels). This also avoids identifying models that men prefer/avoid if given the choice.
(Also a great way to advertise that "90% of patrons preferred the new urinals" because you'll get that effect from the novelty value alone).
Each day?! 165 million males in the USA. So, 16.5 males on average are peeing enough on the walls and floors that if it was collected it would be an entire liter? That seems unlikely.
What percentage of that 16.5 is not using public restrooms? What percentage is babies in diapers? Even if the number was as high as half, 8 men leaving behind a collective 1 liter seems way too high.
But probably, what, only 50m use public restrooms, but some use multiple times, so 150 uses / liter seems reasonable.
That's under 10ml of spray / spill per use, which is maybe a little high but not too crazy? I've seen some pretty bad spill results at work...
That's not achievable with backsplatter, that's called "missing".
1. 56 million non-residential urinals in the US.
2. average of .22 L per "void" (a void is one pee session)
3. I think how they estimated average usage per urinal was weird and frankly wrong - they estimated each person would have between 3 and 6 "voids" per day, and each urinal would be used by between 1 and 2 people per day. Anyway, in any case that leads to an estimate of each urinal being used between 3 and 12 times per day. I think this estimate is way, way too high, because at the low end 3 X 56 million = 168 million, so on the low end they are estimating that, on average, every male in the US makes at least one public urinal pee (and, on the high end, 4 public urinal pees!)
4. Based on their data they calculate a value of ~1% (0.965%) of pee gets splashed onto the floor.
So you multiply that all together: 56 million * .22 * (3 on the low end, 12 on the high end) * .965% = about 350,000L on the low end, or 1,400,000L on the high end, so they said "on the order of a million liters".
Again, I can't believe I spent time looking this up and writing this comment.
How many of you would be happy at this moment to upload yourself to the cloud if it meant low latency, unmitigated access to computers, the internet, LLMs etc?
You mean “upload a copy of yourself”, right? I guess I would be happy for my uploaded copy to live forever while I continue to age.
Can you poke holes in the reasoning above?
I don’t see why I would. It would change you and I said that in my original comment. But it would change you slowly over time on the order of years, much like how children change dramatically from say 7 to 17. They are still the same person even though their mental capacity and personality of grown and evolved significantly. I should have said a billion neurons a month, instead of a week though, since weekly would be replacement in less than two years but monthly would be over 8 years.
>So we effectively replaced a system of three interconnected neurons with a system of billions of interconnected neurons
If I had any quibble, it would be this statement. I while I would say it replaces a system of 3 parts with one with billions, I wouldn’t say it is effectively billions of neurons. In the same way I would say that emulating a mechanical watch in software would have much more transistors per watch part emulated, I wouldn’t say there were effectively billions of second hands.
I couldn't care less about whether the sit-down toilets are mixed or separated by gender, but replacing most/all urinals with gender-neutral sit-down toilets yields results that suck for everyone involved.
What one does find now is dyson-style hands dryers leave a massive area of spray. They seem to spray the water from your hands - and the water retained on the device - up into the air and across a wide area.
At our work place there are bench style sinks that spray water everywhere too.
And the sit-down toilets are terrible. I'm not an especially large man but it's almost impossible to use them without unnecessary contact. Sit-down toilets seem to be 'designed' by people who have no idea about their use by men.
Took me a moment to realize you were referring to The Witch's Kiss. And yes, I fully agree on all points.
(and when I thought that was a peak bottom design, they made blowers integrated in the faucet, to blow around all the yuck from the sink.)
urinals are not small targets.
A person teetering wildly 3 feet above are still going to miss that narrow design. Or you have to hover and let your pants touch the rim, which also probably puts you closer to the inevitable splash back.
The only clear solution is to direct all splash back to the user so they can take it with them.
https://www.stainlessrestorations.co.nz/before-after-cleanin...
https://blog.siggraph.org/2021/02/a-look-back-at-past-emergi...
Funny btw, if you hold the flush button too long, the entire thing overflows.
Nasty urinals are a compounding problem as the grosser the bathroom the further people stand from the urinal which means the aim is worse and the bathroom gets worse.
You know the saying, an oz of prevention…
We had them in middle and high school and while I understand they might not be ideal for the inebriated or exceptionally careless you could piss anywhere in them as hard as you wanted without splash back.
Decades later I encountered one in a maintenance facility nestled in the corner of maintenance shop, obviously not a code compliant install, spare me the hand wringing) and casually mentioned that I didn't know they still made them like that and was told that this is the 3rd facility it has been installed in, the guys like it enough to uninstall it and reinstall it each time.
Occasional spills are probably easier to manage compared to a misunderstanding over it's purpose.
also, both hands free for phone.
That really depends on the design at both sides.
Edit: Otherwise, it's a civilized way to do it and nothing to be ashamed of. Men who think it's not manly can go clean their toilet again.
People don't stand pee because of some sense of masculinity or something. It's just more convenient.
People don't pee standing because of some sense of masculinity or something. It's just more convenient. Only those over 50 or so by now grew up with that stigma.
Who wants to bother with undoing their pants just to pee?
And once the puddle underneath has formed, everyone else will stand even further back...
Cleaning a floor with urine on it uses a certain amount of water, no matter what. You can get away with cleaning it less often, but you can’t get away with using 90% less water!
At least they didn’t try to make a carbon impact pitch.